Are you tired of people not listening to your judgement? Tired of people labeling you a bully just for putting down others with your opinions? Do you wish you had an excuse to say whatever the hell you wanted without consequences? We have the subscription for you. Introducing Be-A-God Certificates. With this new service, you can make whatever you say into divine law. We have a array of different subscription prices that will offer different aspects of godhood.
-Bronze Package-Congregation of Followers
-Silver Package-Idols of your image
-Gold Package-War fought in your name
Side Effects may include abuse of power, large ego, and damnation of those who don’t agree with you.
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